Mom and I went to Shakespeare and Stratford again yesterday. It turns out that in these crazy towns, most businesses are closed on Monday! We saw a number of antique shops, only one of which was open. A very friendly three-legged cat named Walter lived here.
We stopped in at the same antiques warehouse from our previous trip; there was a gold-painted sickle! Although this would be very dangerous to use against zombies (close combat never a good idea), can you imagine how awesome it would look to decapitate a zombie with a golden sickle?